You do not need pasta.

Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

princeowl:

themaskednegro:

realmfighter:

kanbarus:

poor kitten has a cold and can’t stop sneezing

rock the fuck out little cat

Sounds like they are dropping a beat

milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

the-goddamazon:

asian-mist:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!!

LMFAO OMG her face she was like “WTF…okay, OKAY y’all got it!”

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”